What I'm really thinking

When people talk to me these days I am often told, "I have ALWAYS wanted twins."

May I just point something out. This is like telling the kid with crooked teeth, "you're so lucky, I've always wanted braces and headgear." For the record I did tell a kid that once. He didn't like it.

I love my children. I'm grateful for them. But I also would have loved them one at a time....spaced 5 years apart. Just saying.